So Answer Me Already!

Yes, the exclamation point is there to make you even more ticked off than you already are on a Monday morning.

Post your comment to the question(s) posed in this blog's header, and the most creative + honest response will win a $50 Starbucks gift card. Grande coffee to help you get through a on at least a few Gran-crappy-days (depending on level of suckiness).

If you post anonymously, please just leave a name (or nickname) as a sign-off, and come check back early next week to see if you've been named the winner.

Remember: The earlier you answer the better so you've still got sleep in your eyes and resentment, defeat, or Sunday night's dinner in your gut.